Written by Paul Lucas
Directed by Val Hodgson

A man lies injured at the side of the road and the starfish are stranded on the beach. Which of these deserves help?

Tom and Jess are disillusioned with a world full of people who will murder you as soon as look at you – or else systematically overcharge you for building work.

They decide to have no more contact with human beings but a man lies injured… and that is only the beginning of this comedy of conservation taken to ridiculous lengths!